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Pissed off….

Hey folks,

I haven’t written in a long while…and really haven’t felt compelled to by the storylines.  The one that’s gotten my attention (and not in a good way) is the Kevin-Angelina storyline.  It’s really irking me.  The logical gaps in the story are astounding, and more than anything, it just makes me feel uncomfortable.  I really wanted the Kevin-Chloe relationship to work (and I’m sure it still will), but there is nothing redeeming about Angelina.  She has what is called in wrestling “go away heat,”  where you don’t like her, not because she’s a bad guy who’s intriguing, but rather just annoying and a cartoon character.

Here’s a list-y breakdown of my issues with it:

  1. Angelo goes from comic relief to Don?  Yeah, I can’t understand how this one note character goes from bit part to getting more screen time than Lauren Fenmore and other characters I’d like to see more of.  Further, when he was first there, he was the least intimidating gangster in history.  He’ll always be the guy with the ulcer in Dumb and Dumber to me.  Now all of the sudden he’s murking cats?  GTFOH
  2. Kevin suddenly becomes a punk?  Kevin’s a little cray, a little creepy, and generally a good guy….but Kev’s never been a punk.  How in the bluest of hells does this guy who stood up to comic relief Angelo let himself get manipulated by Angelo now?  Especially when he’s done books for him…especially when he has info on Angelo’s secret island…especially when the powerful Victor Newman owes him a favor….especially when he knows what Angelo did to Jeffrey?  Kev could blow Angelo up in 50 different ways, but first he does this bodyguard crap, then he runs off, then he marries Angelina, then he apparently lets Angelo intimidate him into staying in the marriage.  It’s not true to character at all.
  3. Bullying: I’m not a big fan of this whole Angelo’s a big shot and gets what he wants…and so does Angelina.  Angelo is a joke to the power structure of GC, yet he’s running roughshod over the son and grandson of billionaires, and the brother of the consigliere to the most powerful man in the town.  Shut this cat down.
  4. What Angie wants, Angie gets!  I know it happens, but it’s still irksome to see a talentless hack bogard her way into whatever she wants, including a committed relationship where the guy isn’t interested in her.

The sooner this storyline is over, the better.

A few other random thoughts:

  • Yeah…..I’m kind of over “Harmony” talking like a runaway slave and using slang from 10 years ago.  It’s like that parent who’s trying to be hip and can’t quite get it.  You know the type….the guy who’s still raising the roof or “Getting Jiggy with it”
  • I feel kind of bad that Deacon Sharpe is the only person in jail over Diane’s murder.  Y & R apparently hates blue collar folks.  There could really be a place for him as sort of the conscience of the show.  He was absolutely right a few weeks ago when he pointed out the hypocrisy of all these dysfunctional folks.
  • Can Jack catch a break?  Ever?  The last slimy thing dude did was the Victor diary thing and throwing Adam under the bus for that.  But he’s generally a good guy.  I root for him.
  • Adam is another cat I want to root for.  His family has treated him like pure-d garbage since he arrived in town.  Can we finally get the Adam redemption/Newman family reconciliation storyline?   I’ve long advocated bringing back a common enemy to unite Nick and Adam like Cameron Kirsten.
  • I really liked Nick and Avery together.  I really like Avery.  Naked.
  • Am I crazy or did they not explain why Ronan left?  Further, why show that clip of him in the hospital bed doing a crossword puzzle with an evil grin while saying suckers and not follow up on it?

That’s it for now folks!  Take care.

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Posted by on February 14, 2012 in Episode Commentary, Gumbo


I can relate…

I know, it’s been a minute.  I’ve thought about writing stuff, but after a few weeks of inactivity, it gets harder and harder to get back on your horse.  Truth be told, even with major story lines and payoffs, I just haven’t felt compelled to write…until now.

Though they’ve done it before with him (just in December!), the Billy Abbott downward spiral is the most compelling thing on Y & R right now.  What gets you into just about anything is feeling that you can relate to the characters.  With soaps generally being written for women, it’s not too rare of an occurrence for a woman to find a character to whom she can relate.  However, it’s exceedingly rare for a guy.  I have a hard time relating to Victor Newman….yeah, I’ve always liked Victor and thought he was cool, but I never saw a lot of myself in a ruthless billionaire meglomaniac.  Same thing with Jack, to a lesser degree….though his admiration for his father and obsessive drive to make his father proud is something to which I can definitely relate.  However, I see a lot of myself in Billy Abbott right now.  If I had everything that had any meaning taken from me, I can’t say 100% that I wouldn’t react like Billy.  Moreover, I’d be truly hurt by people always thinking the worst of me.  I’m violating manlaw by revealing this nugget, but the surefire way to wound a man to his core is to make clear that you don’t believe in him.  One of a man’s greatest purposes and motivators is knowing that people believe in you and rely on you.  It truly separates boys from men because a real man rises to the occasion or dies trying.

Billy has lost everything and desperately needs someone to believe in him.  Preferably, that person would be Victoria.  Again, from my personal experience, if no one else but your wife and kids believed in you, I think most men would be okay.  He’s brought out even more humanity in a character who desparately wants to do the right thing, but the universe isn’t cooperating with him.  As a consequence, his character is more fully developed than most….Nick is a caricature at this point…he’s a one note lunk.  Adam has the potential for great character development, but then they have him do inexplicable things like throw out the memory card. 

A few random notes:

–The Adam thing really irks me…I liked the grudging relationship Adam was developing with Noah.  I liked that this complex, dark character had but one shining light within him, his love for Sharon, which I believed was authentic.  However hurt or jealous he may have been, throwing the memory card that could clear Sharon of murder in the river was inexplicable.  It made no sense storyline-wise, at least in terms of Adam’s character arc.  The only way it makes any sense is that it made Adam uncharacteristically act out of emotion. 

–Diane and Ashley have been looking sort of hot lately.

–Thumbs up to Nu-Eden…I like the actress playing her, I like how they realistically SORASed the character, and I’m intrigued by the future.

–Is it me, or does it seem like someone different is writing Chloe as of late?

–The Cane saga feels like such a re-hash. Cane lies, the Winters men close ranks to “protect Lily”, yada yada yada.  I’ve written my disdain about treating Lily as some delicate, well, Lily for a while now.  And putting Daniel and Lily back together?  That makes sense how?  The cat who divorced Amber and gave away his daughter because he didn’t want kids is messing with his ex-wife, who is the mother of twins?  Lily goes back to her porn-addicted husband (that may well have been the DUMBEST reason to divorce someone in soap history, but I digress)?  I don’t like it…get back with Cane, let them have some peace for a while.

–Speaking of Cane, is it me, or has his mother’s performance been incredibly over the top? It’s not necessarily bad, but she reminds me of Gloria Bardwell quite a bit.

–Where have Paul and Nina been?


That’s all for now…not that I watch that kind of thing.

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Posted by on July 20, 2011 in Episode Commentary, Gumbo


Ambivalence Reigns…

Real life is rarely black or white; it’s often in that vast gray area between. Sometimes, the great thing about soaps is that it gives you the clarity that doesn’t exist in real life. For better and for worse, The Young & The Restless has never been one for that, which gives it more of a realism than other soaps.

Once again, this week, ambivalence reigned. I just don’t know how I feel about two of the major storylines going right now.

First up, we have the Ashley-Abby-Tucker deal. Part of me understands where Abby is coming from and she is right about her mother’s choice in men. Granted, you have to show due respect and deference to your mother, but I get her. Another part of me is just like “let it go”….Ashley’s a grown ass woman, and can do what she wants. The main thing that gets me is the vitriol with which Abby is approaching this situation. Her level of hatred doesn’t really match anything Tucker’s done, to the point where Rashid (BloodyAfrikaans) asked me if Tucker raped Abby or something.

The second storyline that I’m really ambivalent about is the Diane-Victor marriage. Part of me feels bad for Diane. Victor treats her like garbage….he always has. He discards her whenever she becomes inconvenient. The other part of me has no sympathy for her. She went into the marriage for the wrong reasons, she was warned about Victor and has experienced Victor discarding her before. She’s foolish for entering into a marriage with Victor again.

What do you think? What’s your take on these issues?

BTW,on a completely unrelated random note, if Republicans can’t accept Common and think he’s a thug, there’s no hope for the rest of us….

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Posted by on May 12, 2011 in Episode Commentary, Gumbo


Strong performances, crappy writing, and…more death!


…so today is the first day since my surgery on Monday that I’m not a) high on percocet and b) not feeling like 10 people just kicked me in the guy.  Prior to that, I just haven’t been that inspired by Y & R to write about it.

Onto business…

This week has had the weirdest juxtaposition of Y & R.  There have been so many strong performances this week that I’m almost scared to list people for fear of leaving people out. But I’m an idiot, so I’ll do it anyway:

  • Billy Miller (Billy Abbott)-In the strongest terms possible, Y & R can not let this man go.  He is playing the hell out of his role.  At this point, he may be the best actor on the show….no one else can pull off funny, serious, sad, angry, and depressed like he can right now.
  • Judith Chapman (Gloria Bardwell)-They only give her material sporadically, but whenever she gets something, she knocks it out of the park
  • Marcy Rylan (Abby Newman)-She nailed her role this week too, showing a vulnerability with Lily that makes her more endearing and a strength with her mother, who she is 1000% dead on about.
  • Elizabeth Mitchell (Chloe Mitchell, with her fine self)-The range of emotions she’s displayed has been great….I got where Billy was coming from, but in the scene at the jail, you really just wanted to hug Chloe
  • Greg Rikaart (Kevin Fisher)-Excellent as always….he’s one character the writers have done right by, showing him growing and becoming stronger.  They should use the same blueprint for Sharon
  • Emily O’Brien (Jana Hawkes)-Y & R has had some evil folks over the years.  None of them scared me like Jana this week.  She was completely believable as she descended further into madness.  <spoiler alert!>  Of course, Y & R had to ruin that by killing her off, which brings me to…

Crappy Writing

Before I get into the death issue again, let me show exhibit A of crappy writing:

Did they decide to hire writers from “The T & A Team” or “Riding Miss Daisy?”  You can almost hear the boom chicka wow music start playing. That was porn-quality bad dialogue.  Dialogue aside, Y & R has a serious writing problem right now.  They’re writing some horrible stuff, becoming repetitive (Malcolm and Neil fighting over the same woman, mistaken murderers, custody battles…rinse, lather, repeat), fanciful (Cane and Lily, though I’m thinking that they’re going the evil twin route, and just plain lazy (deaths, never explaining who killed Richard Hightower).  It’s like there’s no overall direction, like they just throw plots on a board to see what sticks.  As I’ve stated before, they overuse death as of late.  With Jana’s demise, they wasted a good performer and an interesting character (one could argue they’ve wasted her since the kidnapping, but I digress).  I would have preferred for Jana to get brought to justice, spend some time in the Loony Bin, and leave town.  Then maybe you bring her back a couple of years down the road and have her be like Director of Social Media at Newman Enterprises and completely over Kevin a la how they rehabilitated Phyllis’ character. 
Random thoughts:

  • I didn’t have a problem at all with Luke Kleintank as Noah Newman, but it’s nice to have Kevin Schmidt back.  Lose the Bieber-esque hair, though.
  • I can get into the Neil-Malcolm-Sofia storyline. Not their fault, but it’s so “been there, done that”
  • Devon is at his most annoying when trying to “protect Lily”
  • That guy in the cemetery?  Clearly not Cane.  Lily’s too dumb to ask questions that only he’d know
  • More Leslie, please and thanks
  • Did they really need to “temporarily recast” Jeff Bardwell?  Why not just send him on vacation?  He isn’t crucial to any storylines right now
  • Did anyone else throw up in their mouth a little bit seeing the Silver Chipmunk mask?

The Sublime:

So I was watching Dumb and Dumber in my convalescence and thought that one of the characters looked familiar….

That’s right…the guy in the middle is Angelo.  I didn’t recognize him without the dog.  Not that I watch that kind of thing….

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Posted by on May 6, 2011 in Episode Commentary, Gumbo


Eyecandy-fest 2011! (4/12/2011)

 Note:  I changed the original title because I didn’t want to attract porn traffic.  Freaks.

So…one of my first posts on here asked for some eyecandy for the fellas….I got it yesterday!  Before I get into that, a moment of silence for my future ex-wife marrying another man later today.  It brings to mind one of the biggest hater songs of the 80s, before we started using the term hater, which I loathe:

The main storylines for Tuesdays episode were Malcolm and Sofia getting ready for the wedding, Chloe and Gloria in jail, Sharon at her mother’s and Nick and Phyllis with Adam trying to find Sharon. 

I was cracking up at Darius McCrary morphing from his Malcolm voice to his Eddie Winslow voice with nerves from the wedding. But of course, the highlight of the episode for me was Sofia, looking radiant.  She plays so fine, don’t you agree? (c) Mr. Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate

Have mercy

Also showing her goodies yesterday was Sharon Newman, who in my opinion looks good with her hair darker.  And the tramp look would get old on an every day basis, but it was a nice “y’all must have forgot” kind of reminder of what she’s working with. On the non-caveman tip, Sharon Case delivered a really powerful performance.  You definitely see where her mom is coming from when she says that she’s made her bed and not listened to anyone’s advice, but it’s still heartbreaking, no matter how old you are, to hear that your parent is giving up on you.  The ethos of that scene was well done.  

Speaking of Sharon, it looks like Adam is taking Nick, Phyllis, and the apparent cop on a wild, international goose chase.  It’s weird….I STILL need them to reveal Richard Hightower’s murderer, but I’m kind of rooting for Adam.  I’ve previously referred to Nick as a lunk, and his “I just want to hit someone” line yesterday was further proof of that.  Be like your dad or your brother, go for the cerebral. 

Last but not least, we have the whole Jana-Chloe-Gloria storyline.  With Emily O’Brien on the way out, I’m sure that Jana’s dirt is about to be revealed, but it was nice to see it progressing in that direction with Billy and Kevin working together.  The interplay between Greg Rikaart and Billy Miller has always been good, and I’m glad we’ll get to see more of it coming soon.

Not that I watch that kind of thing…


Posted by on April 13, 2011 in Episode Commentary


Victor’s a Pisces and Neil has boned every Black woman in GC.

Hey all,

To the dozens (and dozens!) of my readers, my apologies for the hiatus.  Between sicknesses and just a busy time at work,frat, etc., it’s been hectic.  Back to the swing of things….

So Victor’s a Pisces like me….maybe that’s why I “get” him more than some others. He goes against my well-documented need for harmony, but at his heart, I usually tend to agree with him.  Not quite sure where they’re going to go with him now, but it should be interesting.

I like how they brought up Neil’s backstory and truly made him seem conflicted about testifying against his mentor.  I’m not a big fan of pairing him with Leslie, but it makes sense, and was well done.  I’m going to try to holler at my wife using that room service line.  At least it looks like this means like they’ll be keeping Leslie around after the trial.  But with Neil finally boning Sofia last week and Leslie yesterday, Neil has officially boned every Black woman to ever set foot in Genoa City that he’s not related to.

  • Dru
  • Olivia
  • Alex Perez
  • Karen Hughes
  • Tyra
  • Leslie
  • Carmen Mesta
  • Aunt Mamie
  • Victor’s Probation Officer

Okay, I made the last two up, but you get the point.  It’s just so predictable….if they get an attractive, ethnic woman on the show, Neil and/or Malcolm will hit that.  I guess it’s better than Lily being Black male-averse, though.


Not that I watch that kind of thing….

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Posted by on March 9, 2011 in Episode Commentary


The endgame…

I will write more soon, but 2 quick thoughts.
1.  Best two episodes of Y & R in years (Wednesday and Thursday).  Don’t screw it up.
2.  Jill got some big ass tit-tays.  Sorry, I couldn’t resist…but she may vault into the top 5 off of the scene where she’s changing clothes

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Posted by on February 3, 2011 in Episode Commentary